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How’s Them Onions???

Saturday, May 30th, 2009

I guess everyone reaches the point in their life when they begin suffer fools less. I know I got there a while ago but, lately, I have found myself putting up with less and less of the bs that gets tossed around. What especially ticks me off are those that feel it is ok to insult my intelligence. This last month or so I had a case that proves the point.

For a number of years I have been ordering sweet onion plants from the Park Seed Co. of Greenwood, SC. These plants are started someplace in Texas and mailed so I get them in midApril. This year, however, I had not received them by the first week in May so I contacted the company. I received a return email informing me that my order would be sent when it was the proper planting time for my area which would be late May or early June. I replied to this email by informing the writer that previously the plants had come in April, been planted as soon as I could get them in the ground—usually after a week or so in the refrigerator because the ground was too wet to work—and we began harvesting them in mid to late June. This email was answer to the effect that the writer was in error but there had been a problem with production and the plants would be sent as soon as possible. Ok, I wasn’t happy about that but, as a gardener, I understand how those things can happen.

On May 20, I get an email that the onions are being sent via USPS. Since this is also the week that the PO is closed for Memorial Day, I hope the package will arrive by Saturday so it doesn’t sit around until Tuesday. They aren’t there on Saturday nor are they there when the PO reopens on Tuesday. So I email the company again. I am told that it will take a week meaning they should be there the 27th which is Wednesday. They aren’t there on the 27, this generates another email. They aren’t there on the 28th either. Now I’m pissed.

So I send an email informing them that do to the fact these onions are so late, I should be given a refund. The return email informs me that according to the USDA zone chart the planting time for my onions is the end of May and that if I want a refund I must return the onions. (This email is signed by the fourth person to respond—I have an idea that there is only one person in customer service, they just sign an arbitrary name to the computer generated response.) Now my intelligence is being insulted since I know the correct time for planting onions in this area is April. In addition, since these plants will now be going in so late that they may be up against warm, dry weather which may impede their development, I am concerned that they will not mature correctly. This certainly qualifies me for some monetary compensation. Also, since planting time for onions in this area is now a month late, it is impossible to find plants locally to replace them should I return them. Park Seed knows they have me over a barrel and have no intention of admitting the problem is theirs.

I write a return email to this effect and inform whoever is reading it that I am not some Gen-Xer that is making his first garden because the President’s wife is planting one on the White House lawn. I also inform them that, in spite of having purchased seeds from Park for over 40 years—I have kept a garden log that goes back to 1965 and I was using their seeds then—I would no longer buy from them. In addition, I thought that it would have been a case of common courtesy for them to have told me the onions would be late arriving and have given me the opportunity to cancel the order and buy locally. After a month, that train had long left the station and they not only owed me an apology but a refund plus the onions. As of this morning, I have not received a response to that email but suspect that when I do it will be a generic one signed by another person. I do know that the next Park catalog that arrives here—something that occurs with a fair degree of regularly—that I will return it.

BTW, if you’re reading this and wish to know the names and addresses of other seed companies email me, I have a number that are reliable and which I will be using from this point forward.

Addendum: Back in the last week of April I was in the local Lowe’s and noticed they had flats of a dozen Walla Walla sweet onion plants. Since my garden was ready and I hadn’t received my Park order I picked up one and put them in the ground that day. Now, after two frosts and one hard freeze, these onions are golf ball sized and should be usable in a couple of weeks. Just to prove that I, rather than some employee in customer service, knows what he’s doing.

PS: I had some problems getting this blog posted two days ago. As of today, the onion plants are still between here and TX. Also, I after I email Park again today I receive another computer generated email which was signed by a fifth person.

Frost, finally

Monday, October 29th, 2007

Last night we had the first frost of this growing season, over three weeks later than normal. It is so late, in fact, that there was little need to protect anything in the garden since it had all been harvested.

(Family story: When my mother went into the hospital to have me on October 6th her neighbor decided to wait to the next day to pick a bouquet of flowers to take to her. That night the flowers were killed in a frost. Because of this story, I’ve always been aware of that first frost and, if it didn’t occur before my birthday on October 7th I figured we’ve had a long growing season.)

When something like this extra couple of weeks happens it is convient to blame it on global warming and, maybe, it is, but it also could just be a glinch in the weather patterns combined with a little luck. While I can’t recall a year when we went this long without frost, there have been plenty in memory where we’d get a frost during the first week of October and then have three weeks of 60-degree weather into November.

Then too, this late frost may be because I planned ahead last spring and created a “tomato house” to give my tomatoes and peppers a headstart in the spring and protect them against an early frost. It wasn’t necessary to use this protection since the tomatoes were done bearing a week or two ago and all I needed to do was get the last of the peppers picked–about a peck. So maybe my preplanning caused the gods to delay the frost–lets hope it works next year as well.

Summer’s Coming to an end (Sigh)

Tuesday, October 9th, 2007

As of today, we haven’t had our first frost which has kept my wife’s flowers in full bloom. Today several monarch’s were taking advantage of that on their way to Mexico.

monarch on zinna

Summer Vacation

Thursday, July 12th, 2007

summering plants

My plants need a summer break from the green house after being cooped up all winter. The taller trees go out in midMay to be followed by the orchids in late June–that way the trees will also shade the orchids for most of the day.

The banana tree in the middle is about 9 feet tall and really suffers being stuffed in the 8-foot green house. Thus far no fruit though.

July Garden

Tuesday, July 10th, 2007

Things are going along well on the “farm”. Despite the wierd weather–alternating above or below normal temperatures–that have slowed progress on those things needing warm weather, most of the garden is on schedule.

garden

The upper part of the garden with beans, carrots, beets, lettuce, chard and onions is producing well. We have been, or could be, using most everything in this area–excepting the beans which will be ready next week.

garden

The lower part where the tomatoes, peppers, broccoli, cucumbers, squash, pumpkins and potatoes are planted is coming along slower than I would have hoped, although the tomato and pepper plants are loaded with blossoms and immature fruit. I expect, however, that once the latter start ripening, we are going to be overwhelmed.

A couple of notes: The hoops to the left in the first picture are covering a new strawberry patch that is outside the garden fence. Rabbits were nibbling off some of the leaves. The garden, btw, is surrounded with 7-foot high fencing to keep the rabbits and deer at bay–thus far it has worked *knock on wood*.

The tomato ladders are in the center of the second picture–if you look carefully you’ll see them sticking above the top of the skeleton of the tomato house. Since I was limited in number of these I put them on the grape tomatoes which seem to grow huge and have a lot of fruit.

I left the tomato house structure there since I plan on using it to cover the area when frost threatens in the fall. Hopefully I can keep those plants going a little longer with that kind of help.

Lilys

Tuesday, July 10th, 2007

turkscap

This lily just keeps getting better and better with each passing year.

Tomato Ladders

Friday, June 29th, 2007

A few days ago I referred to my use of tomato ladders (I called them “towers” which was a misnomer and has been corrected). If you’re interested, they are available from Garden Supply . While, at $12 each, they aren’t cheap, they will be the last tomato cages you’ll ever need to buy.

Latest garden up date

Friday, June 22nd, 2007

I realized today that it’s been a while since I posted here—over a month, in fact. Well, this is a hectic time of year on the “farm”, what with the garden, lawn, pool, and flowers needing to be taken care of before everything gets too far ahead of me. Then too, there has been golf that seems to always push into the front of the line. As of today, I still need to get the potatoes hilled and some newly purchased perennials in the ground just to get reasonably even. I don’t like to brag, however, but I do have the carrots and beets thinned and all the row crops weeded.

Just a quick update:

My tomato house/row cover experiment has been a great success. The stuff under the hoop house came through in great shape and are looking good–including the above mentioned beets and carrots. As far as the tomato house is concerned, as of today I have tomatoes and peppers in bloom much earlier than I ever have for plants I started (the exception being those purchased in blossom). I expect I will have fruit around the first week in July assuming the weather cooperates. I finally removed the last of the row cover last weekend to allow full access for pollinating insects and to get my tomatoes caged.

In re to the latter, I’ve finally spent some money and purchased a few “Tomato Ladders”. I have always used those tripod, three-wire hoop “cages” that are sold at many garden centers and Wal-Mart. They have presented several problems. First, given that our soil is stony, just getting the flimsy wire, tripod legs into the ground has been tricky. The procedure usually consists of getting one or two legs to go down while the third hits a small stone an inch or two below the surface. One then has to pull that leg out, bend and probe with it trying to get it around the stone and then reinserting it until it either misses the stone or, in frustration, you bend it to the level of the other legs. Generally this makes the whole “cage” crooked which leads to the second problem: once the plants are full of fruit the cage can’t hold them and the whole thing topples over, completely negating the reason for the cages in the first place. Finally, after a year or so of use, the legs of the cages begin to rust away and the welds on the hoops break down so that, once you get a cage around the plant you find the whole thing is falling apart and useless.

Well, these ladders are made of 7mm steel that are both rugged and sturdy. This allows their three legs to be rammed into the ground in such a way that, unless they hit a sizable rock dead center, the legs will push passed most small stones. Also, they are shaped in such a way that they can be inserted beside the plant rather than over it so one can easily place them once the plants are large without causing damage. The ladder is in a U-shape with one side open so once it is in the ground, the plant can be gently pushed into this open side where it is either entwined on the horizontal pieces or strapped in with tape, string or twist ties. While the initial cost of this system is high compared to the wire cages, these things are sturdy enough to hold the loaded plants but will last for longer than I will. I’ve started this year with 10 of them and expect to add a few more each year until I have enough to entrap all my plants. I’ll report later how they stand up.

We Got Spring too

Friday, May 11th, 2007

anemone

daffadills

heleborum

hythcynth

magnolia

tulips

violet

forgetme not

Gardening Experiment

Friday, May 4th, 2007

One of the problems with trying to garden in this area is the unpredictable weather–especially in the spring. We can go from 60 and 70 temperatures to frost within 24 hours–this year we have been so cold and wet that I am about 3 weeks behind in my gardening. There have been years when we have warmed up in the first week of May and stayed frost-free through October whereas there have also been years where we’ve gotten frost as late as midJune(our last frost-date is May 31st, first frost is Oct 1st). Because of this planting is especially difficult to do–either stuff sits in the ground rotting away because it is too cool for it to germinate, or it comes up and is hit by frost. This especially tought on tomato, peppers and vine crops–I’ve had years where I had to replant some or all. The last couple of years I’ve experimented with lightweight row cover, a polyester covering that helps protect the crops from frost while warming the soil (and keeping bugs off the freshly germinated plants). This has worked well in getting vine crops to germinate(they fairly jump out of the ground) but tends to be a little hard to control over tomatoes and peppers. Then, this year, while leafing through a greenhouse catalog, I discovered PVC snap clamps–U-shape clamps that allow row cover, netting or plastic to be fastened to PVC pipe. What appears below is my experimental usage of these.

hoophouse

I had some 12-foot, 1/2″ pvc pipe that I bought when a local lumberyard went out of business for a failed attempt to cover my blueberry patch with birdproof netting (it was too flexable to carry the load). Using some 3/4″ pvc cross connectors, I was able to slide them to midpoint on the 1/2″ stuff and run some 10′ pieces of 3/4 pipe between each piece. The ends are then forced into the ground–there is a vertical post clamped on to the pipe at both ends of the row to keep the whole thing from toppling over. After planting the rows, I attached the row cover on to the pipe. Currently there are lettuce, beets, chard, carrots, beans and onion plants under this hoop house. I expect, as soon as this stuff is established, to pull up and move this whole thing over to my squash/pumpkin patch to help those seeds germinate.

tomato house

This is my “tomato house” and is a little more elaborate. It is 10 by 20-feet and constructed with 3/4″ pvc using T, L, X and 45-degree elbow connectors. It is about 5′ high at the center, 2′ at the edges to allow me to work under it. Currently it is–as you can see–covered with clear plastic primarily to warm the soil under it–I also have laid plastic mulch inside (I’m experimenting with red this year too). Once the soil is warm–in a week or so–I’ll take the plastic off, plant my tomato and peppers and replace it with row cover. Once the plants are in bloom, I’ll remove the cover–I could also replace it with netting to keep critters away it I need to. I’ve made this a little sturdier and more permanent so, come October, when frost is predicted, I can recover the whole thing and keep the plants going for a few weeks longer. In both case, everything can be disassembled and stored for the winter.

Hopefully this will help me increase both the length of time I can have these crops as well as allowing for an earlier harvest. Maybe, just once, I can have garden fresh tomatoes by July. Also, since I will have the materials earlier next year, I should be able to get an even earlier start.