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The Junk Drawer

Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010

My dear wife decided to clean out the junk drawer in the kitchen yesterday. Now this is the drawer everyone has, usually in the kitchen, where you toss little pieces of stuff that you may need at some point but never do. In our case, once she removed the assort tools, appliance instruction booklets, phone book and upper layer of things we knew were there, she unearthed a lot of interesting stuff most of which neither she nor I had an idea of what it was for.

To wit:

A black rubber thing that looks like a spacer between to wires but then could be a bumper for something in either the current refrigerator or refrigerator, dishwasher or microwave we long ago discarded.

A two-piece, inch and a half sliver tube with holes in one end and along one side—one piece slides inside the other. Looks like a whistle but isn’t—I almost herniated myself trying that.

A Kodak AA battery that is no longer has a charged.

A long light bulb that may fit in either our refrigerator or refrigerator freezer—the last time one burned out I bought an extra. Chances are if the current bulb burnt out I’d forgot I had it and go buy another.

A halogen light bulb that might go to the yard light over the garage door—or not.

A small battery and an empty package for a SR41W battery—they maybe go together but the numbers on the bottom of the battery are so small, we can’t read it and even if they do, we have no idea what they are for.

Half a dozen flashlight bulbs that may be good but we don’t have a flashlight that they work in.

Two small light bulbs that may be for the lights that used to be along the sidewalk between the house and garage that we tore out when we remodeled 12 years ago.

Six keys for luggage or brief cases—no idea which or whether we still have them—can’t lock luggage any more anyway.

A bunch of keys for locks or doors or whatever—since none are labeled I will have to try every lock on the place to see if we have someplace they work. Chances are pretty go that, once I toss them, I find one I missed.

A florescent light starter.

Sockets and extensions for a ratchet screwdriver handle that, since the ratchet no longer worked, I think I threw away—maybe.

Several rolls of tape that no longer could be unrolled since it had hardened.

Two tubes of glue that has hardened.

Eight circular key rings—no keys on any of them.

4 fancy key chains—one labeled “to house”—none with keys attached.

A bunch of chain type key chains, all unhooked.

Three ballpoint pen refills that may or may not work that were taken from discarded pens just in case we got another pen that uses the same innards.

A small tack hammer whose head it so loose that it can no longer be used—unless someone fixes it which wasn’t to happen since “someone” didn’t remember it was there.

Two small springs.

Assorted screws, nuts, bolts and small nails—nuts did not necessarily fit bolts.

Two note pads each with a couple of sheets of paper.

Two bicycle pants clips—not something you see every day.

A package of assorted O-rings.

A pad lock with, miracle of miracle, the key attached.

A kitchen cabinet hinge.

A black plastic, T-shaped thing that looks like it belongs on the end of something like a faucet.

With exception of the glue and tape, and because “Hey, you never know.” all of the above were returned to the drawer. I figure in the next millenium some archaeologist is going to be really confused.

How’s Them Onions???

Saturday, May 30th, 2009

I guess everyone reaches the point in their life when they begin suffer fools less. I know I got there a while ago but, lately, I have found myself putting up with less and less of the bs that gets tossed around. What especially ticks me off are those that feel it is ok to insult my intelligence. This last month or so I had a case that proves the point.

For a number of years I have been ordering sweet onion plants from the Park Seed Co. of Greenwood, SC. These plants are started someplace in Texas and mailed so I get them in midApril. This year, however, I had not received them by the first week in May so I contacted the company. I received a return email informing me that my order would be sent when it was the proper planting time for my area which would be late May or early June. I replied to this email by informing the writer that previously the plants had come in April, been planted as soon as I could get them in the ground—usually after a week or so in the refrigerator because the ground was too wet to work—and we began harvesting them in mid to late June. This email was answer to the effect that the writer was in error but there had been a problem with production and the plants would be sent as soon as possible. Ok, I wasn’t happy about that but, as a gardener, I understand how those things can happen.

On May 20, I get an email that the onions are being sent via USPS. Since this is also the week that the PO is closed for Memorial Day, I hope the package will arrive by Saturday so it doesn’t sit around until Tuesday. They aren’t there on Saturday nor are they there when the PO reopens on Tuesday. So I email the company again. I am told that it will take a week meaning they should be there the 27th which is Wednesday. They aren’t there on the 27, this generates another email. They aren’t there on the 28th either. Now I’m pissed.

So I send an email informing them that do to the fact these onions are so late, I should be given a refund. The return email informs me that according to the USDA zone chart the planting time for my onions is the end of May and that if I want a refund I must return the onions. (This email is signed by the fourth person to respond—I have an idea that there is only one person in customer service, they just sign an arbitrary name to the computer generated response.) Now my intelligence is being insulted since I know the correct time for planting onions in this area is April. In addition, since these plants will now be going in so late that they may be up against warm, dry weather which may impede their development, I am concerned that they will not mature correctly. This certainly qualifies me for some monetary compensation. Also, since planting time for onions in this area is now a month late, it is impossible to find plants locally to replace them should I return them. Park Seed knows they have me over a barrel and have no intention of admitting the problem is theirs.

I write a return email to this effect and inform whoever is reading it that I am not some Gen-Xer that is making his first garden because the President’s wife is planting one on the White House lawn. I also inform them that, in spite of having purchased seeds from Park for over 40 years—I have kept a garden log that goes back to 1965 and I was using their seeds then—I would no longer buy from them. In addition, I thought that it would have been a case of common courtesy for them to have told me the onions would be late arriving and have given me the opportunity to cancel the order and buy locally. After a month, that train had long left the station and they not only owed me an apology but a refund plus the onions. As of this morning, I have not received a response to that email but suspect that when I do it will be a generic one signed by another person. I do know that the next Park catalog that arrives here—something that occurs with a fair degree of regularly—that I will return it.

BTW, if you’re reading this and wish to know the names and addresses of other seed companies email me, I have a number that are reliable and which I will be using from this point forward.

Addendum: Back in the last week of April I was in the local Lowe’s and noticed they had flats of a dozen Walla Walla sweet onion plants. Since my garden was ready and I hadn’t received my Park order I picked up one and put them in the ground that day. Now, after two frosts and one hard freeze, these onions are golf ball sized and should be usable in a couple of weeks. Just to prove that I, rather than some employee in customer service, knows what he’s doing.

PS: I had some problems getting this blog posted two days ago. As of today, the onion plants are still between here and TX. Also, I after I email Park again today I receive another computer generated email which was signed by a fifth person.

Deer Browse

Saturday, January 24th, 2009

deer

Some people, good hearted souls they may be, think to help the deer survive the winter is as simple as throwing out some hay or corn, unfortunately they are doing more harm than good. Deer survive the winter not by eating grass and corn but by eating woody plants–check your shrubs. Their ability to gain nutrients from their food changes with the seasons and, with the amount of cold and snow we’ve had thus far this winter, that means they need browse to survive.

Last week I did some pruning on a couple of apple trees that hadn’t been touched in about 5 years. When I finished cutting out water suckers, topping off one of the trees and generally cleaning out the middle of both, I had more branches on the ground than were left on the trees. While I intend to chip these up come spring–or at least what is left of them–they are left where they fell for the deer to feed on. Considering the number of deer hanging around and the amount of branches, I don’t think this browse will last that long. In the photo there are 8 deer around the browse itself and another 3 laying down back in the windbreak. At the rate they’re going at it, I expect it’ll be down to uneatable stuff in a couple of days.

Sun on Fog and Frost

Sunday, November 11th, 2007

I took this this morning from our hill looking back toward town. The fog came in during 20-degree temperatures, causing the frost to cover the trees. Sure makes for pretty country.

frost

Summer’s Coming to an end (Sigh)

Tuesday, October 9th, 2007

As of today, we haven’t had our first frost which has kept my wife’s flowers in full bloom. Today several monarch’s were taking advantage of that on their way to Mexico.

monarch on zinna

Fun at Grandpa’s House

Sunday, July 15th, 2007

Boy, if you’re a city dog, it is fun to come to grandpa’s in the country where, when your mother lets you run around, you can get into lotza interesting stuff. Mud is special fun.

Layke

Of course, you have to be cleaned off before you are allowed back into the house, but it’s worth it.

Layke

(This is Laykey, Kirsten’s Corgi, and she has a ball when she comes here.)

July Garden

Tuesday, July 10th, 2007

Things are going along well on the “farm”. Despite the wierd weather–alternating above or below normal temperatures–that have slowed progress on those things needing warm weather, most of the garden is on schedule.

garden

The upper part of the garden with beans, carrots, beets, lettuce, chard and onions is producing well. We have been, or could be, using most everything in this area–excepting the beans which will be ready next week.

garden

The lower part where the tomatoes, peppers, broccoli, cucumbers, squash, pumpkins and potatoes are planted is coming along slower than I would have hoped, although the tomato and pepper plants are loaded with blossoms and immature fruit. I expect, however, that once the latter start ripening, we are going to be overwhelmed.

A couple of notes: The hoops to the left in the first picture are covering a new strawberry patch that is outside the garden fence. Rabbits were nibbling off some of the leaves. The garden, btw, is surrounded with 7-foot high fencing to keep the rabbits and deer at bay–thus far it has worked *knock on wood*.

The tomato ladders are in the center of the second picture–if you look carefully you’ll see them sticking above the top of the skeleton of the tomato house. Since I was limited in number of these I put them on the grape tomatoes which seem to grow huge and have a lot of fruit.

I left the tomato house structure there since I plan on using it to cover the area when frost threatens in the fall. Hopefully I can keep those plants going a little longer with that kind of help.

New Chickens

Wednesday, June 27th, 2007

Just to prove that not all insane people are locked up, I’m in the process of adding some new chicks. Not that I need more hens, we are already overstocked with eggs as those I added last spring are in full production, but I need some roosters. All the male chickens here–excepting the original ones that came in with chicks about 12 years ago–have been raised from eggs I either incubated or were hatched by sitting hens. As such, the current roosters are all decendants of either Pretty Boy or Floyd. The problem is, that line is down from 4 last spring to two individuals which are 4 years old and that is about it in chicken years. Therefore, when I noticed these last two were getting kind of wobbly, I figured I had to do something.

Now, while we like to have fresh eggs, keeping chickens is something of a hobby for me–I just like the idea of having them around. I especially like to hear roosters crow–it is a country thing, I guess, but those times when we had only immature roosters, I missed it. Also, since we let our chickens free range for much of the year, I like to keep a few roosters around to control the hens. Without them the hens tend to wander around without regard for their safety. Roosters will keep watch and, if necessary, fight off predators such as foxes and hawks–or holler like hell until help comes. Finally, I just like to keep the Pretty Boy/Floyd line going–this is easy to do since they were Anacaras so all we need do is hatch the green eggs.

At any rate, three weeks ago I put a dozen eggs in the incubator–I’d rather a hen sat on them since the chicks are easier to care for but we have nothing going “broodie”. Today, there are some eggs that are pipped.

pipped eggs

And, as I write this, one chick has emerged.

first chick

I’m hoping for about a 50% hatch rate which would give me half a dozen chicks and, if the odds are right, 3 replacement roosters. Hopefully too, at least one of those will match their great,great, great grandfather in plumage and pluck. He will need it to ride herd over two dozen hens.

BTW, just to show how tentive things have been, since I put the eggs in the incubator three weeks ago, one of the two remaining roosters died. Apparently I started just in time as I don’t know how long the other will last.

Gardening Experiment

Friday, May 4th, 2007

One of the problems with trying to garden in this area is the unpredictable weather–especially in the spring. We can go from 60 and 70 temperatures to frost within 24 hours–this year we have been so cold and wet that I am about 3 weeks behind in my gardening. There have been years when we have warmed up in the first week of May and stayed frost-free through October whereas there have also been years where we’ve gotten frost as late as midJune(our last frost-date is May 31st, first frost is Oct 1st). Because of this planting is especially difficult to do–either stuff sits in the ground rotting away because it is too cool for it to germinate, or it comes up and is hit by frost. This especially tought on tomato, peppers and vine crops–I’ve had years where I had to replant some or all. The last couple of years I’ve experimented with lightweight row cover, a polyester covering that helps protect the crops from frost while warming the soil (and keeping bugs off the freshly germinated plants). This has worked well in getting vine crops to germinate(they fairly jump out of the ground) but tends to be a little hard to control over tomatoes and peppers. Then, this year, while leafing through a greenhouse catalog, I discovered PVC snap clamps–U-shape clamps that allow row cover, netting or plastic to be fastened to PVC pipe. What appears below is my experimental usage of these.

hoophouse

I had some 12-foot, 1/2″ pvc pipe that I bought when a local lumberyard went out of business for a failed attempt to cover my blueberry patch with birdproof netting (it was too flexable to carry the load). Using some 3/4″ pvc cross connectors, I was able to slide them to midpoint on the 1/2″ stuff and run some 10′ pieces of 3/4 pipe between each piece. The ends are then forced into the ground–there is a vertical post clamped on to the pipe at both ends of the row to keep the whole thing from toppling over. After planting the rows, I attached the row cover on to the pipe. Currently there are lettuce, beets, chard, carrots, beans and onion plants under this hoop house. I expect, as soon as this stuff is established, to pull up and move this whole thing over to my squash/pumpkin patch to help those seeds germinate.

tomato house

This is my “tomato house” and is a little more elaborate. It is 10 by 20-feet and constructed with 3/4″ pvc using T, L, X and 45-degree elbow connectors. It is about 5′ high at the center, 2′ at the edges to allow me to work under it. Currently it is–as you can see–covered with clear plastic primarily to warm the soil under it–I also have laid plastic mulch inside (I’m experimenting with red this year too). Once the soil is warm–in a week or so–I’ll take the plastic off, plant my tomato and peppers and replace it with row cover. Once the plants are in bloom, I’ll remove the cover–I could also replace it with netting to keep critters away it I need to. I’ve made this a little sturdier and more permanent so, come October, when frost is predicted, I can recover the whole thing and keep the plants going for a few weeks longer. In both case, everything can be disassembled and stored for the winter.

Hopefully this will help me increase both the length of time I can have these crops as well as allowing for an earlier harvest. Maybe, just once, I can have garden fresh tomatoes by July. Also, since I will have the materials earlier next year, I should be able to get an even earlier start.

Winter’s Here

Saturday, January 20th, 2007

We’re finally getting snow along with cold weather–up until last week there had been more snow in Southern California than here. The birds are happy that we have a place for them to eat.

birds at feeder

BTW there are gold finches, chickadees and purple finches in the photo but they are not the only species to visit the feeder. Depending on the time of day, however, the finches of both species, make up the largest mass at the feeder. The chickadees, juncos and doves come in a few at a time all day.